Do the Democratic Candidates for President have Too Many Feet?
In the next election the shoe will be on the other foot for both parties. Will we see a Democratic turkey shoot as we did with the Republicans or will the blue party remain true blue and respectable? I suspect if nothing else there are already too many feet in the race and some will be trampled. At least we can hope that the burials will be decent.
Once all these nice clean Democratic candidates are in full Gallup watch out. The gloves will be off and there will be blood spilled. The only question is whether the killings will be honourable or down and dirty just like the Republicans in 2016 - mow down the competition any way you can.
Let me say again that I hope one of the Dems will adapt my slogan of "Make the Presidency Great Again". It is a sure winner.
Personally I think that Joe Biden will beat all others and Trump . He runs the danger now of being seen as not being capable of making a tough decision. Just say "YES" Joe. You will trounce The Donald in any debate.
Get the lead out. Get the finger out. Just get out and get going! The only body part of yours anyone wants to see stuck anywhere is your foot up you-know-who's butt.
We will all help you extract it for another kick if necessary.
The Brewster
Throw the BOOK at her - see how she likes it!
As reported and broadcast in Toronto media, one Marcella Zoia is accused of throwing a chair and possibly other articles from an upper floor balcony of a building in Toronto. The objects crashed in front of the building entrance and could have blown onto an adjacent major expressway. Mercifully no one was hurt. Video exists that appears to show her in the act of doing this.
Surely there should be no more mercy in this entire incident. Despite claims that she feels badly about what she did, pictures of her appear to belie that. Since she has such a propensity for tossing objects, the justice system should toss the book at her.
This individual rejected any regard for human life or serious injury in another reckless attempt to gain notoriety on social media. She seems to have succeeded. Bad enough when the population at large makes certain people famous and wealthy simply because they performed intimate sex acts on video but this goes way beyond that.
In both cases we should not reward individuals apparently void of any other talent or means of contributing something useful to society. If there had been any victims here, they most likely would have died or had the normal life they had been enjoying tragically altered. Now this person's life should be altered for her.
The perpetrator is reported to be 19 - old enough to know better and to pay the consequences. A now famous Donald Trump chant aimed at Hillary Clinton comes to mind. It applies here.
She needs time - lots of it - to reconsider her life and it should be without any direct contact to the outside world - definitely no camera. Let her sit on a broken chair.
The Brewster
I am no Will Rogers or Mark Twain but I gave it My Best
Brewster Babble:
- I had life by the tail. Then I lifted it and had my first look at reality.
- If God really wanted us to reform our ways we would all have a reset button instead of a belly button.
- With my luck every time I lift the glass to decide if it is half empty or half full I can't find my glasses.
- Life is just a bowl of cherries until you eat the last one. Then it's just the pits.
- My wife said she wanted foreplay, so I invited over two of her friends and now she is pissed at me.
- I got one of those four hour Viagra erections but my partner says I paid three hours and fifty-seven seconds too much.
- Surely one of the worst human defects is when a person's brain is in their ass and all their crap comes out of their mouth. Think of anyone in particular?
- Fortune favours the bold - and their mistresses!
- My wife asked whether I thought people would laugh if she went braless. Apparently "Can't you just tuck them in your support hose" was not the right answer.
- If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Good Advice, but I'm broke and you can fix me anytime you want.
- Women! My wife asked if I liked her new perfume and then got mad when I said "See, it even makes me horny." I was wearing it at the time.
- I am trying to be less critical of others and it really is helping me realize how stupid some people are.
- A stitch in time saves mine
- My partner asked if her dress made her look fat. I asked if I could blame my beer gut on my pants. Now she won't speak to me. Women!
- The early bird gets the first position at the Costco gas pumps.
- Old saying updated: Take your eyeglasses off first then give your head a shake!
- Why would I want a tat? Mother Nature already creates a new marking somewhere on my body every day and it's totally free.
- People who live in White Houses should not throw Tweets.
- I wish the person who said "A picture is worth a thousand words" could have seen the smart phone. Now it's thousands of pictures and sadly, no words.
- God helps those who help themselves. Even Trump? Now I know why I am not religious.