The System is Rigged - against the Riggers
You have to laugh. Kevin McCarthy is now suffering a major crisis in his own party during the nomination for a new Speaker of The House. He thought he was a shoe in - just like Trump. Now the fix is really in - against HIM. No Democrats needed.
Looks good on him after condemning Trump and then kissing his "ring". Nancy must really be enjoying the show. That's EXACTLY what it has become - a show. a B-grade movie. No need for cartoons - the whole thing is a cartoon.
Did you hear some of the nominators giving their little speech before naming their nominee? Jim Jordan ranting about how people in the current administration who were never elected are running the show and exercising too much power. Excuse me? The brains behind the entire Trump administration were all unelected. ("Behind" - reminds me of where The Donald's own gray matter often resides.) Several of his team were close family members. Are we forgetting Kelly Anne Conway; Roger Stone; Rudy Giuliani; Steve Bannon; John Bolton; Ivanka Trump to name a few. Every President has a cabinet of about 15 people as advisors. None are elected. This is nothing new.
Then there was Jordan's recommitment to investigate everyone in a blue outfit, just to get back at "the other side". He wants a hearing on Dr. Anthony Fauci. Why not subpoena The Pope or any of the current evangelists in his own country? This guy is nuttier than a fruitcake.
It is bad enough when any country has so many parties that none of them can stay in power for a full term. In Uncle Sam country there are only two. When you manage to screw even that up you know you are in trouble.
Where is Mickey Mouse as The Sorcerer when you need him? As a matter of fact if they appointed every Walt Disney, Looney Toons, and Hanna-Barbera character to run the country they would get more done.
Here is my ideal administration including a few from famous TV shows and movies:
Vice President: Wonder Woman
Chief of Staff: Ed Asner
Secretary of Agriculture: Elmer Fudd
Secretary of Commerce: Current Mafia Godfather
Secretary of Defense: Beetle Bailey
Secretary of Education: Gabe Kaplan (Welcome back Kotter)
Secretary of Energy: The Energizer Bunny
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Minnie Mouse
Secretary of Homeland Security: Batman
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: The Three Little Pigs
Secretary of Interior: Mary Tyler Moore
Secretary of Labor: Ebenezer Scrooge
Secretary of State: Mickey Mouse
Secretary of Treasury: Scrooge McDuck
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Gomer Pyle
Director of the Office of Management and Budget: The Wizard of Oz
White House Press Secretary: Ernestine
Attorney General: Judge Judy
There is room for many more. Submit your suggestions via comments.
And the newest appointment of all (during Republican Administrations only): Secretary of Back Stabbers, Bumblers, Interceptions, Insurrections and other Dingbat Behaviors: To be nominated. This might take a while.
#thebrewsterblock
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