Thursday 19 March 2020

Tissue the New Issue

Toilet Paper - Soon Worth More Than Oil, Gold, or Printer Ink

There used to be a joke about virginity - "A big issue over a small tissue!" That still applies today but the tissue in question is toilet paper. It is now more rare than the former!

A present for Biden:

Caesar ruled the land.
With a sword and a very strong hand.
In senate charade he was felled by the blade
Of a friend and his traitorous band

When normally sleeping in bed,
Abe Lincoln one evening instead,
Took in a play - John Booth spoiled his day.
Shot Abe in the back of the head.

John F.K. lost his life,
Leading a world full of strife.
A fatal cascade in a Dallas parade
Left him dying in the arms of his wife.

Killing your leader is wrong
In America so grand and strong.
Biden's new caper - hoard all toilet paper.
No POTUS will last very long.

Today I found a 12-pack - better than beer!

#thebrewsterblock




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